secretlifeofamericanquesadillas:

when someone asks you what kind of music vampire weekend is what do you tell them

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“I can’t believe I registered this URL” — the One (via god)

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weakest:

happy mothers day xxx

“So congratulations, North Carolina. Last night, you struck a decisive blow for loneliness. And tonight, as you go to sleep beside your heterosexual life mate, you can rest assured that all across your great state, a gay man or lesbian woman is crying themselves to sleep in solitude and making your relationship stronger with each tear.” — STEPHEN COLBERT, The Colbert Report

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leemicho:

Mint chocolate chip Klondike bar!

You jelly?

yes, im very jealous

tommypom:

cinco de mayo is around de la corner!

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